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Guarantee
I have been making machines
for quite a while now and have
learned a few things about making
a reliable and robust sculpture.
I have been pleasantly surprised
to find thirty year old machines
still chuggin' along. Inevitably,
however, some machines will need
a little TLC to bring them back
to life. As a young man, I would
take great delight in telling people,
"all my sculptures come with
a lifetime guarantee, that is...
my lifetime", (ba-dump), confident
that I would live forever.
So far, so good.
But just in case things don't work
out as I planned, here is
my modified guarantee:
If there is something wrong
with your sculpture, you may send
it back to me for repair. I will
bring it up to nominal specs
and send it back to you for not
much more than the cost of parts
plus shipping. Just contact me
for shipping information.
In the unlikely event that
I don't live forever and am,
therefore no longer able
to repair your sculpture,
the value of your sculpture,
created by a dead artist
should increase dramatically.
You may confirm the value
of your artwork by placing
it up for auction at Christie's
or Sotheby's.
(eBay?...Buy-N-Save?...CycleTrader?)
inquiry at imachinationlabs dot com
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