IMACHINATION
LABS
MOBILE
Art-Kinetic
Goin' Green
We here at IMACHINATION LABS
are constantly on the lookout for
new ideas to make the transition
from modern Western Civilization
to apocalyptic chaos, a comfortable
one.
We note with trepidation the
prognostication that there will
be one worker for every two
slackers. Not wishing to give
up their First Class Air Travel,
our engineers (imachineers?)
raced back to their black
(not white, not smart) boards
to design...ta dah, "Goin' Green",
the aircraft of the future! This
aircraft harkens back to a more
genteel time when lighter-than-air craft dominated the skies.
Main lift is achieved by a rigid
zeppelin-like structure filled
with hot air which, between
global warming and political "speechafyin'", will be an ever
more abundant commodity. Noting the ease with which the
common house fly alights upon
our uncollected garbage, we
establish maneuvering control
with a set of scaled-up fly wings
that move in a pathetically futile
rowing motion. And of course,
we honor the aforementioned
worker-to-slacker ratio by making sure that we never have more than
one cranker for every two
First Class passengers.
Powered by two AA batteries.
28"x20"x14"
10 lbs.
$1000-
Photo courtesy of
Wayne D. Salinger Photography
Art-Kinetic